Rivian
Lead the Charge
The earth is dying. As an Electric Vehicle company, we’re not going to take that lying down. While everyone else runs away from armageddon, we’re driving straight for it. Follow us as we lead the charge towards Earth’s last chance at salvation or get out of the road.
We’re rolling out roadsigns to warn everyone about the deadly effects of climate change and where we stand on the issue.
Our competitors plan to be electric sometime in the future. But we don’t have that kind of time. So we’re releasing our patents in a last-ditch effort to save the Earth. We’re giving it everything we’ve got, even if it means giving our competitors our secrets.
Phones won’t be able to plug in many places after the world ends. So we’re giving Apple a patent too. A smartphone screen that charges from solar energy, right through the glass.
We partnered with Google Earth to craft a drivable virtual reality. Simply input your zipcode to see how your area will be affected by climate change. Think you can make it to work through a flood? Think again.
Everyone’s faves are getting called out on our Fossil Fool Insta highlight. A private jet means a first-class ticket straight to the feed.
Our patented skateboard battery is now just that. A skateboard that creates and holds a charge, just by using it. That’ll come in handy when our roads are no longer driveable.
In a post-apocalyptic world, you’re gonna need to charge your devices. Our merch line is made of photo-sensitive fabric that absorbs light and converts it to energy stored in a power bank located in the pockets.
Another major roadblock to change is politics. So we’re leading the charge on that front too. Here’s what it looks like in 280 characters or less.
We’re hacking gas price signage along major travel routes. If you think the cost of gas is high now, wait until you see the real cost, brought to you by the effects of climate change.
Many cities will be underwater due to rising sea levels. So we thought we’d make postcards for those cities, saying goodbye.