Non-ethically monogamous copywriter seeks long-time, mutually beneficial partnership.

Hi, I’m Blythe. 

I’m the oldest child, so I’m used to putting out figurative and literal fires. I’m from a town of less than 7,000 people and I’m here to tell you that: no, you cannot tip a cow by scaring it. I live in New York City so I can eat soup dumplings any time I want.
Ask me about my extensive NYC restaurant spreadsheet. 

If you want to know why I got into advertising, how I got my start as a writer, or what my baby pictures look like, you’re gonna have to take me out to dinner first. Or set up an interview, whatever’s easier.

If you’re looking for a true-crime-watching, family-law-drop-out, gemini copywriter, I might be your only option. 

Have your people call my people.

(It’s just me here.)

Currently in a relationship with: McCann NY