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Ask me about my
campaign ideas for:

• taking down Instagram

• banning Fox News on my grandparent’s tv

• supporting libraries

• “the significant others policy”

• making generational wealth education more accessible

• redeeming Jamie Lee Curtis

• THAT Folgers commercial

• Ron Swanson x Home Depot

• the Fostercare System

• “Fight or Flight”

• State Farm x NFL

• iPhone Cameras

• Traeger Grills

• the “Cheaters Only” dating app

• overnight oats

• 7/11 Slurpees

• stealing the declaration of independence

*A constantly updated list of ideas.